Cake To be loved by a vampire I ve been called many names in my day Most of them weren t flattering but they were true I was a right unholy bastard Eighteen months ago I was a fat nasty legally blind c

  • Title: Cake
  • Author: Derekica Snake
  • ISBN: 9780984422906
  • Page: 472
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  • To be loved by a vampire I ve been called many names in my day Most of them weren t flattering but they were true I was a right unholy bastard Eighteen months ago, I was a fat, nasty, legally blind, computer programmer who decided to try his chubby hand at industrial espionage I wasn t good at it I caught the attention of a Vampire Assassin, Marcus He was just suppoTo be loved by a vampire I ve been called many names in my day Most of them weren t flattering but they were true I was a right unholy bastard Eighteen months ago, I was a fat, nasty, legally blind, computer programmer who decided to try his chubby hand at industrial espionage I wasn t good at it I caught the attention of a Vampire Assassin, Marcus He was just supposed to kill me but he wanted me instead I became his toy for a year During which time he reshaped my body fixed my vision and broke me psychologically into three pieces On the anniversary of my kidnapping, he gave me the choice to become an equal or remain a toy Little did we know that he would never be my equal.

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    1. Derekica Snake

      Greetings, gentle readers My name is Derekica Snake aka kiix This is the part where I write about myself It is harder than it looks It is so much easier to write about fictional characters hummm Wait I have a light blub moment.On a dark and quiet evening in the month of April, a little girl child came into the world in St Joesph General Hospital Upon seeing the little girl with the little curl in the middle of her forehead, the father was heard to remark why does she have red hair At that moment I ve been known as the milkman s kid, oops, I meant she s been known as the milkman s kid See, this is why I write in first person If it works for you, stick with it.My favorite book was Green eggs and ham Apparently my mother got so annoyed with me reciting it that it accidently on purpose got tossed out the window of a moving car So I guess I started writing my own stories once I was taught to print I ve always loved writing fiction In elementary and secondary school we were required to keep a journal I didn t want to I love to write but not about myself I just wrote little ideas down and handed them in I graduated so I guess it was good.I thought I was in deep fascination with a boy in grade seven who was very into Star Trek I had no clue what he was talking about so I started learning about Star Trek and now it was what was his name Sci fi segued into Fantasy and from there I never looked back I was a big Star Wars geek pre episode 1 and wrote pastiche Han Solo adventures as a teenager.My writing began to lean towards my current selection of offerings I initially was a little distressed I thought I was off way off I was uncomfortable with the content and toned it down or cut it out completely on second draft attempts However, it kept cropping back up and I thought I was going to have to pull my hair out to make it stop but then on May 6, 2006 at 9 15 a.m I discovered Ai No Kusabi on youtube.That was also the same time that I realized that what I had been writing and hiding away for years had a name Yaoi If it had a name others were reading and writing it so I wasn t the lone pervert out in the world I took my hands out of my hair and put my fingers on the keyboard and embraced the world of Yaoi.It only took me six months to figure out how to start posting stories on the Internet on adultfanfiction It wasn t long before I moved from writing AnK fan fiction to posting my own original Yaoi writing under the pseudonym kiix.I started writing daily I found a continuing education course on Professional Creative Writing in a local city and started taking courses There were some tips and facts that were good but the social networking was the key It was after this that I started actively exploring getting my works published That expensive piece of paper honed my confidence enough to start sending out queries and posting my first drafts right to the net.While I had to pony up time and money to self publish once the rejection e mails came in, I didn t mind I think it was the start of something good I think I know it was the start of something good.Welcome to my version of the world of Yaoi I look forward to leaving my touch in your mind.


    1. I did manage to survive another 10%, totaling 60%, just for the pleasure of giving it 1 star (applying the good old rounding up rule).***Eighteen months ago, I was a fat, nasty, legally blind, computer programmer who decided to try his chubby hand at industrial espionage. Is it just me who feels a little uncomfortable, reading this part? You, know me being "fat and chubby" and "legally blind" computer geek Interesting how nasty it sounds in this sentence, especially being put together with "nast [...]

    2. Not rating. I had a whole lot of problems with this. I just couldn't buy that the main character, sometimes named Sex and other times Xavier, could fall in love with Marcus who brutally raped him to the point of injury while he kept him prisoner for a year. At one point Marcus bragged that he had raped him 800 times.At one point he head-butted him unconscious and raped him, there was nothing, nothing sexy about it! Even after their in love, supposedly, Xavier is still scared of Marcus and he con [...]

    3. 4.25 I was Edward Xavier, the man. Not Sex, the slut. Marcus was going to find out that I couldn’t be manipulated anymore. Stars. I knew my parents believed in this crap, but I thought I knew better. Vampires were only legends. They weren’t real. They couldn’t be real. Right?Edward was a cruel man, caring about nothing but himself. That is until he is kidnapped and tortured for a year of his life, his last year of life. I was initially put off, as the writing seemed juvenile and his captor [...]

    4. I had put this book on the side because I had thought it would be a great story. I finally realized that I had let it sit for too long waiting to enjoy it and pulled it off the shelf to read. It was such a disappointment. Despite the lovely cover that can suck you in, the three characters depicted are not nearly as lovely in personality.Xavier is kidnapped by Marcus, a vampire, and proceeds to be tortured and raped for a year. Marcus forces him to exercise, eat only what he deems as good for him [...]

    5. 4.5I'm still a little shell shocked after reading this book and have no idea how to categorise my feelings when it comes to the characters and their relationships. So i'm not going to think - i'm just gonna write what comes to mind no filter (god, this should be interesting).Firstly, I don't think i've ever seen (or read) so much rape in the storyline of a book as i did in this It's for that reason that the way i view the characters is so confusing And don't crucify me for this, but after you go [...]

    6. ^^CAKE IS YUMMY, YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!^^4.5More of my reviews and ramblings at PANTS OFF REVIEWSCake is yummy, yummy goodness. I have a serious crush on Derekica Snake; I would love to be a voyeur in her head. I first read an online fic by the author that was recommend by a friend and I fell in love. Tentacles for the Bride Bouquet is no longer available to read online, because I think it will be released as a book (yay). In the author, I found all my perve, come true. She writes sexy, mixed in wit [...]

    7. DNF at 62%This should have totally worked for me. It has all the things I love in PNR.✔ Vampires✔ Deliciously dark themes✔ Sexy alpha male✔ Some hot menage scenes✔ MC coming into their own baddassnessUmm no. The main character, Xavier, was just annoying to say the least. He cried for at least 35% of what I read. Yeah, yeah, he was abducted and abused for a year and, yes, that's definitely grounds for some crying. I get that. But then he started to fall in love with his abductor, Marcus [...]

    8. ★★★★★ETA: 2.17.15 - Rereading again for BR in M/M Romance group. Blood Nation stories, how do I love thee. I will say that it's not without its flaws (view spoiler)[cringe-worth sex part names and the grammar/editing (hide spoiler)] but this is my third time reading and I can not put it down. ********ETA: 9.18.2013 - Rereading for group - still loving. Will probably go ahead and rereadsince I picked up- Yay, it's finally out!********2012 Original Reading✰✰✰✰½ - Xavier was abdu [...]

    9. I was surprised by the nonstop action in this book. Very entertaining. The main characters are interesting and sexy, the story is strong. Lots of rough wild sex involved too. :)

    10. Why don't the number of stars go higher than 5? This book should be a 10! I LOVED IT!! Please please hurry with part2!

    11. ~DISTURBINGLY BRILLIANT~I can see how this novel would clearly piss off a mass of people. It's made in a way that will leave you no moral gratification at the end. It is comprised completely out of antiheroes and they do not experience a magical epiphany throughout the novel, leaving them repentant for their twisted, wicked ways. This is a story about a stolen life, abuse, and forceful warping of the mind to suit the captor's needs. At the end it was about acceptance. Here's the thing – it goe [...]

    12. This book is so fucked but I couldn't bring myself to stop reading. Why couldn't it have a HEA? No. It didn't even have a HFN. More like a "sorry for the ending. . . to be continued. lol on you.". It was a pretty hard read, and not at the beginning either, when he was abused. More near the end. I kept wishing for a HEA.I don't know if I can handle the next book.After reading this book I don't exactly feel "sick". I just feel very. . . slimy. This weird feeling in my stomach and heart. It doesn't [...]

    13. BR with friends on 16th Feb More the merrier,so feel free to join us.Review coming soon!

    14. Fun vampire tale. Okay, some have had issues with it, but after all the diatribes about it I expected a harder read. Yes, there are multiple instances of non-con, but they are described impersonally and in retrospect from the victim's POV after he's moved beyond it. While this isn't rainbows and unicorns, it ain't terrifying either and I'm eager to read Book 2, Cinder.

    15. Weird weirder weirdestHaven't got the stomach to read the sequels, which by the sound of it is even more absurd than the first installment.

    16. 30/3/2013 edit: So a friend pestered me to give this a chance, (and by pester I mean complain really loudly that I am an unfair, negative dragon who clearly worships anti-gods with dead unicorn foals) so I have now finished this. My opinion is that you can condense everything in this book into a song:youtu/LvEwLfRGcT8And no. The 27% review still holds true.------------------------------------------------------------------27%, and I give up. Can't even imagine HOW this can be stretched into three [...]

    17. Definitely not a light read. Quite brutal and sometimes confusing but never boring. I was captured from the start and could hardly put it down. Edward is the main character and he is not a nice man in his human life. Marcus is a vampire and no one can doubt he is not nice. After getting to know him you do kinda like him in a very strange love/hate relationship, sorta like poor Edward. Edward never gets a break though. Being abused, dying, turning, feeding, killing, etche just has stuff keep happ [...]

    18. I don't I have much more to say compared to the other reviews for this book. This book was addictive and not being able to pick up book two immediately afterwards was like going through withdrawals. Nothing else would do for several days afterwards. There is no "downtime" where you can comfortably set it down and do something else. It is an amazing story and I can't wait for the next one to come out.

    19. Can I just simply say that I really liked this book without analyzing why? Enjoyed the suspense, relationships, dry humor, and even the paranormal aspects. I didn't find it harsh and the non-con storyline wasn't really very dark at all from my POV. It kept my attention and left me wanting to read Cinder right away. 4.5 stars

    20. This wasn't nearly as depraved as I thought it would be. I really enjoyed their story. Yes, I was confused some of the time but mainly I just could not stop reading. Even when I was pissed and disgusted, I couldn't stop. The whole daddy/mate thing kind of squicked me out but I got over it! Way to leave me hanging, now I have to read the second one. :D

    21. The best I can muster is WOW! Cake was almost 500 pages but I already crave more. Future readers beware: you'll need water, snacks, tissues, ibuprofend a Xanax or two before you finish Cake. The ending confused the hell out of me but this is the kind of book in which you'll relish rereading & reliving Derekica's twisted prose.

    22. Darkly delicious !!! Keep's you on the edge of your seat right until the very last page and leaves you wanting moreank god there is 'Cinder' :)

    23. I READ THIS TWICE which shows how much I loved this book. THIS WHOLE SERIES! I LOVE these vamps so much. Be still my beating heart. Give me more!!!

    24. Just wondering, what is the difference between this and the Lord Emperor Vampire Saga? Right now, I'm assuming that the latter was the online version published under "kiix" and the former is the reduxed version for "formal" publishing, but I'd like some confirmation Snake's website is offline and I'm not really sure where the original I'm assuming exists was publishedLater editSo, I'm assuming that it's a reduxed version of the first book of the Lord Emperor Vampire Saga.Figured it out. This is [...]

    25. So, hmmm. I'll fix this later but initial thoughts.This was quite the ride. Took a bit for me to get into it (about 120 pages) mostly because I couldn't deal with the MC's erratic emotions. Yes, he had been kidnapped and raped, but there was no logical sequence of emotions. They were just all over the place. The world building needed work. I wasn't sure what timeline we were in. Were we back to when he'd first been kidnapped, or were we in the present time (when he'd fallen off the treadmill?) T [...]

    26. Contains Spoilers. Ok first off, I don't like to abandon a book, which is why I trudged my way through this one. I've got a few major issues with this book. The storyline wasn't horrible, it had some humor in it and I actually liked the characters. But here are the issues:1. I have never read a book with so many typos, spelling mistakes and gramatical errors in my life. I mean I'm all for literary license but holy sentence fragment Batman2. Rape rape everywhere. I mean the main characters is rap [...]

    27. I have had this book on my tbr list for over a year and because of the price I was a little put off by it, but I must say that this was a really good book. Edward was a fat nearly blind mean person who got caught stealing from his job as a computer programmer when his boss put a hit on him. Marcus is a sexy vampire assassin who was hired to kill him. Marcus was mean a sadistic dominate male who used Edward or Sex as he called him for his own sick pleasure. Marcus fixed his eyesight and forced hi [...]

    28. Overall, the positive reviews of this book are well deserved and I would have given it 5 stars but for the introduction of a superfluous character taking the form of a talking female felined a shifter, at that. Obviously designed to be a witty sparring partner for the MC, she, in fact only serves to dilute his clever quips and individual voice by guilding the lily. Suddenly his character becomes not so unique. The witticisms coming out of their mouths could come from either character and eventua [...]

    29. Okay first you must remember this is fiction. Second its over-to-top vampire fiction and vampires are not all like the new modern all-I-need-is-my-mate-and-I'll-be-a-good-guy vampires that are out there. Derekica Snake created vampire who are capable of great cruelty and intense, chaotic love. Marcus is a wonderful mess. Learning to know him is interesting. Claudius was kinda yummy.Xavier annoying TO ME in the first half of the book but the stronger he got the more I enjoyed him. Shade was a str [...]

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